1. In the beginning Lenin created the party.
2 Now the party was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the Tzarist Russia, and the Spirit of Marx was hovering over the Winter Palace.
3 And Lenin said, “Let there be a party” and there was a party.
4 Lenin saw that the party was good, and he separated the majority from the minority.
5 Lenin called the majority “Bolsheviks,” and the minority he called “Mensheviks”. And there was a minority and majority—the Second Congress.
6 And Lenin said, “a member of the Russian Social-Democratic Labour Party is one who accepts the Party’s programme, supports the Party financially, and renders it regular personal assistance under the direction of one of its organisations” And it was so.
7. And Lenin made the statute, and divided the members which were under the influence of Martov from the member which were above the petit-bourgeois Menshevism of his political direction: and it was so.
8 Lenin called the Mensheviks “liquidationists” And there was evening, and there was morning—the 1912 Party congress.
9 And Lenin said, “liquidationism is the spreading of bourgeois influence among the proletariat.” And it was so.
10 Lenin called the liquidationists “bourgeois liberals,” and the slogans he called those of “counter-revolutionary liberals.” And Lenin was pleased with what he saw.
11 Then Lenin said, “There is no bread. Famine is again drawing near…the workers expect liberty, peace, bread and land” And it was so.
12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And Lenin saw that it was good.
13 And there was evening, and there was morning— the Treaty of Creation of the USSR and the Declaration of the Creation of the USSR, forming the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.
14 And Lenin said, “Communism is Soviet power plus the electrification” And it was so.
15 Lenin made two great lights—the greater light to enable him to modernise industry and guarantee the lesser light to raise the level of culture in the countryside and overcome backwardness, ignorance, poverty, disease, and barbarism. He also made the stars.
16 Lenin set them in the vault of the sky to give electrification to Soviet Russia,
17 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And use those volts for electrification. And Lenin saw that it was good.
18 And there was evening, and there was morning—the State Commission for Electrification of Russia established at the Presidium of the VSNKh.