The event below has no connection to the forthcoming ‘We Believe in Israel‘ Conference. Jewdas wishes this important event every success.
We Believe in Kazakhstan!
This weekend we are holding a grand conference to celebrate the glorious nation Kazakhstan!
We, the people assembled, assert that we believe in Kazakhstan, and are certain that it continues to exist. We also believe in Tinkerbell and Santa Klaus, but feel unsure about crop circles.
Do not dwell on minor internal issues (forced marriage, Jew-baiting, walrus-fighting, poof-strangling) – this will only give strength to the haters of our glorious country. Only believe! Questions are for decadent westerners and homosexuals.
We promise a wondrous range of diverse speakers – all of whom agree with each other!
We guarantee a range of fascinating themes, all within the framework of Kazakhstan as a democratic and anti-semitic state. These are the pillars of our nation, any one who does not like them can fuck off to Florida from where elderly Jewish ladies control the world.
Open to each and every supporter of the proud nation Kazakhstan without restriction! (communists, homosexuals, liberals, and girly men should check beforehand to see if they have been blacklisted)
How to get better representation for rapists in the media
Oppressing minorities while keeping a ‘Happy Face’
A history of Kazakhstani potassium in 45 minutes
Why do people hate us – is it because they are communists?
The battle over university campuses – making sure our students continue to study traditional dance
‘Make ’em laugh- Using humour to avoid being boycotted
Special track for young people – Hugging and Wrestling/Sucking and Fucking Kazakhstan‘. Sexy!
The conference will take place at a top secret location in Western Siberia. Entry is by helicopter. To book your place email KJB@gmail.com, with photos and DNA samples.