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The message of anti-Semites is always the same: go back to your own country. And, while you’re at it, get out of Palestine. Watching the… Read More »We’re not going anywhere

It’s been a tense week in the Jewdas household. With only a few days left until our wonderful baby rebbe’s big party, it has become… Read More »Julie Burchill can’t come to my party

We’re only six months away from elections and just a few polling points away from waking up to find Prime Minister Farage smugly staring down… Read More »How do we make Ed Miliband look less Jewish?

A coalition of celebrities headed up by the poorly trousered X factor judge and fizzy water loving Starlett have launched a single and ad campaign… Read More »Simon Cowell and Scarlett Johansson want to know if Gaza realises Chanukah is coming up

Thanks to the miracles of scientific advancements, we can now pinpoint almost exactly how human beings developed. But what if our DNA can’t be used… Read More »Your DNA says you should go back wherever you came from

The time for another jewdas party has come.
December 13th, Chats Palace. Who’s Coming?

or Unrequited: Memoirs of a Jewish Anti-Burchillite It was a normal Saturday night in Judaism.Jews- all of us – were having a quiet night in… Read More »Who the fuck invited Julie Burchill?

Rabbi, community leader, gadol hador and mother-of-four, Geoffrey Cohen, is this week demanding admittance to the Bored of Deputies. Geoffrey, as lifelong, glorious and esteemed… Read More »Geoffrey Cohen Demands to Sit on the Bored of Deputies

Residents of Golders Green awoke yesterday morning to find North Best London had been ransacked over night by the ghosts of Jewish Past. Entrances to… Read More »The Deference of Dybbuks