The Jewdas Guide To The 2015 Israeli Elections

Moral corruption, power grabs, political assassinations, sexism, racism and gratuitous violence. We’re all anxiously anticipating the new season of Game Of Thrones but in the mean time, here’s the Jewdas guide to the Israeli elections.

JEWIFICATION – A MUSICAL

  20th March @Jamboree. Discussion from 7, music from 8. Let out your inner Jew and give them some dancing shoes and a baseball bat. Tickets available on the door but advance booking recommended as it’s a small venue https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/jewification-a-musical-tickets-15867070836 https://www.facebook.com/events/773710379380574/?fref=ts

Jewdas Announce Birthwrong Trip To Spain And You’re Invited

“BirthWrong is probably the pinnacle of all human achievement. Everyone who’s anyone will be there.” – Babylonian Talmud, 20:15 See Maimonides! Get pissed! Do some Jewish tourism! Spend Shabbat with Andalusian Jews! Shvitz in a hammam! Visit a communist village! Get pissed! What is it? Bollocks to BirthRight… this is BirthWrong. This is a trip for … Continued

Katsha’nes! Cockney Yiddish Music Hall

On 8th March, International Women’s Day, join Jewdas and Katsha’nes for an emeser cokney muzikzal fun der istend fun London. A Post-Purimist journey back to the golden age of the London Yiddish Music Hall, exploring the theme of gender through music, poetry and meshugas. Prior Knowledge of Yiddish optional, heckling mandatory. Kvetch to impress and … Continued

Oppose The “Liberate Stamford Hill” Demo In Clapton

A group called National British Resistance are planning on holding an anti-Jewish rally in Clapton on March 22nd. The demo – called “Liberate Stamford Hill” – is being organised by far-right nationalist Joshua Bonehill-Paine and calls for supporters to oppose “The Jewification of Great Britain” and “draw the public’s attention to the on-going Jewish Problem”. Jewdas are calling … Continued

The trap set for the Jews of France.

As the media furore over the Paris attacks intensifies, very few news outlets are paying any attention to what France’s Jews are actually saying. Our French khevres at Union Juive Francaise Pour La Paix published this article, translated below by Jewdas’s French Correspondent, Jamie Kleinfeld. Please read and share. http://www.ujfp.org/spip.php?article3772   These last days we have … Continued

Julie Burchill can’t come to my party

It’s been a tense week in the Jewdas household. With only a few days left until our wonderful baby rebbe’s big party, it has become apparent that we have made a huge foe pass by inviting one of Geoffrey’s enemies. Geoffrey Cohen came down from her room to tell us, in a calm and quiet … Continued